Jade Jolie Concludes our Burning Angel Week with a BANG!

We have come to the end of our Burning Angel business week. Our final installment of Burning Angel week features the heated stares of Miss Jade Jolie. I love her insolently burning glares, her retro pinup girl look, and the leopard spot tattoos down her spine. According to her profile, Jade lives in the sticks [...]

Burning Angel Allister Lezzes Out for Us

Welcome Tainted Cupcake Lovers to the penultimate post of Burning Angel week. When we say a full week of Burning Angel pinups, we mean a business week because things get HARDCORE around these parts on the weekends. Today, we have for your pants tightening consumption the lovely Allister. Allister likes girls and computers and knee [...]

Burning Angel Melodie in the Spy Who Fucked Me

I have decided to declare this week Burning Angel week! Why? Because I can, of course, and also because I like looking at dirty, punk rock princesses. This week we will explore the many flavors of Burning Angel alternasluts that the brilliant business acumen of Joanna Angel has put together for us. There will be [...]

Why Don’t We Do It In the Bathroom?

Angels, my lovely Burning Angels, your mission should you choose to accept it is to get down and dirty in the bathroom, preferably with your shoes on. Lo, it is a XXXmas miracle. The heavens have opened and Joanna Angel herself has come down from on high to deliver the straight smut to us.
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For Better Service: Blow Me

We’ve been up; we’ve been down. Up, down, up down. I’m getting dizzy. Should I just strap on my kneepads and get to getting? I mean, really, who do I have to blow to keep this website up and running? Anyone? Thanks for being patient with us gentle readers. I can’t promise we won’t go [...]

Celebrate Joanna Angel - Female Porn Mastermind

Today, I bring you the story of Joanna Angel. This woman is amazing. I have oft been heard to lament the fact that more women do not make porn, so I am stuck viewing things from an all-male perspective, but Joanna Angel is a porn multi-cog: an entrepreneur, alt porn model, pornographic actress, director, writer, [...]