Sasha Grey and the Hollywood Machine

Welcome back Tainted Cupcake Lovers! We’ve featured Sasha Grey before in her smoking hot Wired Pussy shoot and mentioned that she is starring in a breakthrough role in Steven Soderbergh’s new film, The Girlfriend Experience. Well my pretty pretties, get ready because the Girlfriend Experience is hitting theaters May 22nd (check out the trailer here), [...]

Shiny Gas Mask Lust from Neo Nasty

Out of all the sites we belong to, I personally keep returning over and over to Neo Nasty. They just have what I’m looking for in a variety of new and twisted ways. I want hot girls in gas masks, and they just keep bringing it. There’s not much more to say. Just feast your [...]

Rope Rookie Brings it Like a Pro

Too often I come across websites that bring the nasty, but do so with really poor quality photography. It’s not enough to show me the goods; I like to see artistry, lighting, professionalism in your pictures. Personally, for me, it’s a quality vs. quantity issue. This week I’ve had a wealth of quality photography and [...]

Back in the Saddle and Contest Winner Announcement

Faithful readers, I am back! Sorry for my extended absence, but you push a live human through your vagina and see how gung ho you are afterwards. Now I have a beautiful baby, and I even live tweeted the birth because I am just that cool. We also have a Tshirt winner in our “Guess [...]

Dear Rubber Nurse, Please Examine Me Thoroughly!

I seem to have caught some minor winter bug. It’s no big deal, but it sure is making me sniffly and snuffly and sickie poo. The only thing that would make feel any better is some tender loving care from Julie Simone, our resident rubber nurse. Looking over her imdb page, Julie has an impressive [...]

When Santa’s Away Naughty Elves Will Play

Oh my goodness! There’s only 8 shopping days left before Xmas! Have you ordered all your bondage gear and pocket vibes? We’ve got a wealth of stocking stuffers in our Tainted Cupcake Extreme Restraints Store, where as of today, everything in the store is 20% off (use coupon code holiday08 at the checkout) and you [...]

Two Words for you Tonight: Anal Pantyhose

I have access to a lot of exclusive content. You know the way the internet works; if you can think of a fetish, there is a whole community of people out there with fanfic actively producing it and living it as a lifestyle. There’s a ton of free porn out there on the internet, but [...]

Oh Barbie, I’m not sure you want to go there!

Today on the Tainted Cupcake we have two naughty girls, Rose and Marriah, and their beloved Barbie dolls. I think they are using Barbie for purposes probably not intended by her makers, but I won’t tell if you won’t. In fact, I once had a great idea to start a webcam service where you could [...]