Back in the Saddle and Contest Winner Announcement

Faithful readers, I am back! Sorry for my extended absence, but you push a live human through your vagina and see how gung ho you are afterwards. Now I have a beautiful baby, and I even live tweeted the birth because I am just that cool. We also have a Tshirt winner in our “Guess [...]

Girls in Gas Masks… Oh Yes!

Good morning Tainted Cupcake faithful, this is Road Hacker and I’m filling in for Dirty Snowflake. Looks like we will have a baby snowflake here any time now. We are all excited!
Come to the bedroom with ropes and a gag and I will get excited. But if I turn on the lights and you are [...]

Water Sports are Go!

Personally, I’m not a huge fan of water sports, but whatever floats your boat, you know? Some people really get a charge out of it, and pee is sterile. I’m open to new experiences. Tainted Cupcake caters to fetishes of all stripes. I’ve noticed a couple of people have searched our web site looking for [...]

The Training of O is never complete.

Saturdays on the Tainted Cupcake generally mean, we go hardcore. Today is no different; today I bring you the Training of O. One does not just become a slave. You may be born a submissive, but you must undergo a training regime to properly become a slave. Learning to give up control does not come [...]

When Fucking Machines Rule the Earth

I have been authorized to tell you that when our robot overlords come to overthrow the world’s governments and press all us into slavery that they will come not with tanks and flamethrowers. It will not be the horrors of Skynet and widespread slaughter. No, they will come for us with the Fucking Machines. [...]

The Church of Men in Pain

Sundays are special here at the Tainted Cupcake, and we are nothing if not equal opportunity kinksters. As much as I love seeing alterna-sluts getting submissive, it really gets my motor running to see them get DOMINANT. I’m a big fan of Shibari too; I think there’s nothing more beautiful and effective than the Japanese [...]

Michelle Aston as Catwoman for Halloween!!

What are you going as for Halloween? I’m pretty certain that Michelle Aston is going as Catwoman in Tentacle Attack in the Server Room, one woman’s struggle against the forces of technology. Now there’s a movie I would pay to see. Michelle Aston’s got quite a story herself. She started out a conservative MILF neurosurgeon [...]