Let’s Do It For Our Country, Our Country Wants Us To!

I am a liberal, progressive Democrat in every sense of the word, so it gets my goat when people tell me I don’t support our troops because I think the war in Iraq is built on a tottery house of bullshit cards. Au contraire, my conservative detractors, I love our troops so much that I [...]

Diversity Week Continues with Barely Evil Temptress Rae Malaya

I don’t know much about Rae Malaya other than that she is a smoking hot Filipina temptress that enjoys riding in cars that go fast, but frankly, isn’t that enough? The lady has a sassy look about her that draws you in and those full lips and pert ass are quite divine. We continue our [...]

Chaotica in Kitty Ears, For the Win.

Happy Hump Day lovers of the Tainted Cupcakes. Today, we revisit a subject that has proven popular with our readers, girls in kitty ears. In fact, this was one of our very first requests. Seems like several of you out there like a lady with a subtle hint of anthropomorphism. Far be it from me [...]

Plungers, glowsticks, and alternasluts: A few of my favorite things

UGH. UGH. UGH. Just when we were really getting into a groove over here, we got derailed by poorly managed server migration shenanigans. I apologize. I burned up the phone lines getting us back online in a “somewhat” timely manner. I hate it when things like this happen; in fact, it makes me feel like [...]

Cute Teenage Reindeer Package Delivery

Today we launched a new site. Please welcome Hentai Cupcake to the the Cupcake Porn family. I started things off with a hardcore, multiple tentacle demon rape bang over there, so I think I’ll take it a little easy on you guys today. Don’t worry; the weekend is coming and we ALL know I lose [...]

Knifeplay with Roxy DeVille

I have a confession to make. I LOVE knifeplay. It’s a very special game to play with someone you love and trust. I’ve had a lot of lovers that just didn’t quite get the whole concept, like the guy that stopped and went to swap out the knife for a dull-edged one. Listen, I don’t [...]

Busty Babe Superna Takes Us to the Woodshed…Chainsaw Included

We’re using the long holiday weekend as an excuse to get some chores done around the Tainted Cupcake castle. I could definitely use Superna out back behind the woodshed, and while her outfit is not rated for heavy duty chores (safety third), it sure is stimulating! Alas, Superna is not in my backyard; these BarelyEvil [...]

Oh Barbie, I’m not sure you want to go there!

Today on the Tainted Cupcake we have two naughty girls, Rose and Marriah, and their beloved Barbie dolls. I think they are using Barbie for purposes probably not intended by her makers, but I won’t tell if you won’t. In fact, I once had a great idea to start a webcam service where you could [...]

Gothic Girls with Guns

Good morning Tainted Cupcake Lovers; we’re quick on the draw today in more ways than one. Today is Girls With Guns Day on the TC. I am an American and thus fully submersed in gun culture, but I understand that in some places naked girls posing with guns is something of a taboo or a [...]

Nurse Miko says take 2 of these…

…and don’t bother calling her in the morning!
I know it’s flu season, temperatures are starting to plummet, and everyone is getting sick left and right, but I think it’s all just a plot to get Nurse Miko’s attention. Considering that a ‘Miko‘ is traditionally a temple maiden in the Shinto faith, I think that’s [...]

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