The Amazing Latex Workout

Welcome back my Tainted Cupcake Lovers! I apologize for my somewhat erratic posting schedule. I don’t anticipate that changing until I drop the delightful spawn of my loins. We’re so close to the end! Don’t forget to get your guesses in as to when I will actually deliver and win your choice of free Cupcake [...]

Let’s Do a Ropes Course: Shibari Thursday!

Hello again my friends and Tainted Cupcake lovers. Today, we have for you a lovely gallery of a 2 girls and 1 master Shibari session. I love shibari aka as the Japanese art of erotic rope bondage. What many don’t understand is that the aesthetics of it are just as important as the psychological impact [...]

Mary Jane is back…still smokin’!

Remember the lovely Sm-Sm-Smokin’ Mary Jane?  Well, she’s back and hotter than ever and literally smoking as she lolls about on a rooftop in LA. Oh LA, to be a bird perched on your rooftops during a Blue Blood photo shoot. Her retro Bettie Page style is always a turn-on and the pale perfection of [...]

When Ladies Peg Gents!

Good morning Monday warriors. We’re ON the new format plan, and I am starting this week off with a hardcore BANG because sometimes a lady likes to fuck a gent. According to these clips, the gent likes it very much too. There’s someone for everyone. I love the wonderful world of pegging. Don’t even pretend [...]

Mistress Lessons in Clothespin Torture

Welcome back gentle readers. We are about to undergo a format change here on the Tainted Cucpake. We’ve slipped into a routine of going softcore M-F and hardcore on the weekends.  We’re going to throw that schedule to the wind though and just post M-F and mix it up for you. It’s a full business [...]

Severed doll heads, fairy wings, and naked chicks: A few of our favorite things!

Hello there my Tainted Cupcake Lovers and Happy Thursday to you!  You may not have heard, but we are running a CONTEST! Yes, you can be the fantastic winner of our first piece of merch ever. I, your lovely editor, happen to be pregnant and am seriously getting close to the “blessed event”. All you [...]

Cupcake T-Shirt Contest!

Hello friends and readers. How would you like to win your own Cupcake Empire T-Shirt? Here’s the contest:
Dirty Snowflake, our editor of Tainted Cupcake and Hentai Cupcake is about to have a baby. The little cupcake is due sometime between Feb 5th - Feb 28th 2009…. Can you guess the Exact Day and Time? The [...]

Let’s Do It For Our Country, Our Country Wants Us To!

I am a liberal, progressive Democrat in every sense of the word, so it gets my goat when people tell me I don’t support our troops because I think the war in Iraq is built on a tottery house of bullshit cards. Au contraire, my conservative detractors, I love our troops so much that I [...]

Emo Slut Kylee and Her Pistol Tattoos Makes Our Tainted Tuesday!

We usually tend to focus on the punk and goth porn pinups, but there’s nothing wrong with having a little emo slut action. Today we bring you Burning Angel Kylee and her fucking rawking pistol tattoos. I am really digging ‘em. It kind of makes me want to get some just like ‘em.  SO. EFFING. [...]

Happy Bday to Me with RubberDollies and Nikki Vega!

We were somewhat erratic with our posting schedule last week due to a hideous stomach flu that swept the hallowed halls of Cupcake HQ. Plus, in case you didn’t know, I am 8 months pregnant and can get a leetle bit cranky every now and then. I’d like to thank the illustrious Roadhacker for filling [...]

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