Shiny Gas Mask Lust from Neo Nasty

Out of all the sites we belong to, I personally keep returning over and over to Neo Nasty. They just have what I’m looking for in a variety of new and twisted ways. I want hot girls in gas masks, and they just keep bringing it. There’s not much more to say. Just feast your [...]

Rope Rookie Brings it Like a Pro

Too often I come across websites that bring the nasty, but do so with really poor quality photography. It’s not enough to show me the goods; I like to see artistry, lighting, professionalism in your pictures. Personally, for me, it’s a quality vs. quantity issue. This week I’ve had a wealth of quality photography and [...]

We Have Achieved Tshirts

Finally, we’ve gotten our design team together and have achieved Tshirts! Right now, we have Tshirts for Tainted Cupcake and Hentai Cupcake. More designs for the rest of the Cupcake Empire will be forthcoming never fear! Now, if you want to proclaim to the world your love of all the twisted cupcakes of the night, [...]

Let’s Go to the Hipster Prom that is SXSW!

I’m still getting into the swing of things what with having a new baby around, so my posting will be somewhat erratic until things smooth out.  Here in Austin, TX, it’s killing me that I am missing SXSW or as we locals like to call it, the hipster prom.  Today, the music portion of the [...]

Back in the Saddle and Contest Winner Announcement

Faithful readers, I am back! Sorry for my extended absence, but you push a live human through your vagina and see how gung ho you are afterwards. Now I have a beautiful baby, and I even live tweeted the birth because I am just that cool. We also have a Tshirt winner in our “Guess [...]

The Amazing Latex Workout

Welcome back my Tainted Cupcake Lovers! I apologize for my somewhat erratic posting schedule. I don’t anticipate that changing until I drop the delightful spawn of my loins. We’re so close to the end! Don’t forget to get your guesses in as to when I will actually deliver and win your choice of free Cupcake [...]

When Ladies Peg Gents!

Good morning Monday warriors. We’re ON the new format plan, and I am starting this week off with a hardcore BANG because sometimes a lady likes to fuck a gent. According to these clips, the gent likes it very much too. There’s someone for everyone. I love the wonderful world of pegging. Don’t even pretend [...]

Severed doll heads, fairy wings, and naked chicks: A few of our favorite things!

Hello there my Tainted Cupcake Lovers and Happy Thursday to you!  You may not have heard, but we are running a CONTEST! Yes, you can be the fantastic winner of our first piece of merch ever. I, your lovely editor, happen to be pregnant and am seriously getting close to the “blessed event”. All you [...]

Let’s Do It For Our Country, Our Country Wants Us To!

I am a liberal, progressive Democrat in every sense of the word, so it gets my goat when people tell me I don’t support our troops because I think the war in Iraq is built on a tottery house of bullshit cards. Au contraire, my conservative detractors, I love our troops so much that I [...]

Emo Slut Kylee and Her Pistol Tattoos Makes Our Tainted Tuesday!

We usually tend to focus on the punk and goth porn pinups, but there’s nothing wrong with having a little emo slut action. Today we bring you Burning Angel Kylee and her fucking rawking pistol tattoos. I am really digging ‘em. It kind of makes me want to get some just like ‘em.  SO. EFFING. [...]

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