Biker Bar has unexpected Visitor…

Welcome Tainted Cupcake readers. My lovely Dirty_Snowflake, as you know, is taking some time with her newborn so it is up to the Road Hacker to bring it back full force this fine Thursday afternoon.
Our story begins with our friends at Public Disgrace who decide it is of a young lass best interest to be [...]

Burning Angel Adahlia Loves the Ladies

Judging from our stats, Adahlia has quite the fan club out there in internet land. You lot really, really like her, and what’s not to like? You can just tell from her pictures that her personality is bubbly, irreverent, and boisterous. The lady has generous curves, a little pixie face, and some of the most [...]

Let’s Go to the Hipster Prom that is SXSW!

I’m still getting into the swing of things what with having a new baby around, so my posting will be somewhat erratic until things smooth out.  Here in Austin, TX, it’s killing me that I am missing SXSW or as we locals like to call it, the hipster prom.  Today, the music portion of the [...]

Severed doll heads, fairy wings, and naked chicks: A few of our favorite things!

Hello there my Tainted Cupcake Lovers and Happy Thursday to you!  You may not have heard, but we are running a CONTEST! Yes, you can be the fantastic winner of our first piece of merch ever. I, your lovely editor, happen to be pregnant and am seriously getting close to the “blessed event”. All you [...]

Let’s Do It For Our Country, Our Country Wants Us To!

I am a liberal, progressive Democrat in every sense of the word, so it gets my goat when people tell me I don’t support our troops because I think the war in Iraq is built on a tottery house of bullshit cards. Au contraire, my conservative detractors, I love our troops so much that I [...]

Emo Slut Kylee and Her Pistol Tattoos Makes Our Tainted Tuesday!

We usually tend to focus on the punk and goth porn pinups, but there’s nothing wrong with having a little emo slut action. Today we bring you Burning Angel Kylee and her fucking rawking pistol tattoos. I am really digging ‘em. It kind of makes me want to get some just like ‘em.  SO. EFFING. [...]

Happy Bday to Me with RubberDollies and Nikki Vega!

We were somewhat erratic with our posting schedule last week due to a hideous stomach flu that swept the hallowed halls of Cupcake HQ. Plus, in case you didn’t know, I am 8 months pregnant and can get a leetle bit cranky every now and then. I’d like to thank the illustrious Roadhacker for filling [...]

Back in the Saddle with Fairy Fantasy Fuck and Scar13

Sorry, we’ve been down and out for the last few days. Monday we had some minor server trouble, and Tuesday I had the 24 hour stomach flu. Suffice to say it was gross, and I am fully recovered now. Thank you probiotics and Topo Chico.
Today, we have more of the deliciousness that is Scar13. She’s [...]

Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max in B&W

We have featured Masuimi Max before in our RIP Bettie Page spread. I seriously cannot get enough of her though. Masuimi Max is just so blazingly retro pinup hot, and the attitude she gives the camera. *Rrrrrr*. It drives me wild.  Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max is also the main spokesmodel for one of my favorite [...]

Diversity Week Continues with Barely Evil Temptress Rae Malaya

I don’t know much about Rae Malaya other than that she is a smoking hot Filipina temptress that enjoys riding in cars that go fast, but frankly, isn’t that enough? The lady has a sassy look about her that draws you in and those full lips and pert ass are quite divine. We continue our [...]

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