Mary Jane is back…still smokin’!

Remember the lovely Sm-Sm-Smokin’ Mary Jane?  Well, she’s back and hotter than ever and literally smoking as she lolls about on a rooftop in LA. Oh LA, to be a bird perched on your rooftops during a Blue Blood photo shoot. Her retro Bettie Page style is always a turn-on and the pale perfection of [...]

Let’s Do It For Our Country, Our Country Wants Us To!

I am a liberal, progressive Democrat in every sense of the word, so it gets my goat when people tell me I don’t support our troops because I think the war in Iraq is built on a tottery house of bullshit cards. Au contraire, my conservative detractors, I love our troops so much that I [...]

Happy Bday to Me with RubberDollies and Nikki Vega!

We were somewhat erratic with our posting schedule last week due to a hideous stomach flu that swept the hallowed halls of Cupcake HQ. Plus, in case you didn’t know, I am 8 months pregnant and can get a leetle bit cranky every now and then. I’d like to thank the illustrious Roadhacker for filling [...]

Back in the Saddle with Fairy Fantasy Fuck and Scar13

Sorry, we’ve been down and out for the last few days. Monday we had some minor server trouble, and Tuesday I had the 24 hour stomach flu. Suffice to say it was gross, and I am fully recovered now. Thank you probiotics and Topo Chico.
Today, we have more of the deliciousness that is Scar13. She’s [...]

Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max in B&W

We have featured Masuimi Max before in our RIP Bettie Page spread. I seriously cannot get enough of her though. Masuimi Max is just so blazingly retro pinup hot, and the attitude she gives the camera. *Rrrrrr*. It drives me wild.  Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max is also the main spokesmodel for one of my favorite [...]

Diversity Week Continues with Barely Evil Temptress Rae Malaya

I don’t know much about Rae Malaya other than that she is a smoking hot Filipina temptress that enjoys riding in cars that go fast, but frankly, isn’t that enough? The lady has a sassy look about her that draws you in and those full lips and pert ass are quite divine. We continue our [...]

Gothic Slut Sun Karma

Happy Inauguration Day USA! Out with the old, and in with the new. It’s a new day, a new future, a new hope. We’re all very excited over here. In the wake of this fresh, new perspective, we’re continuing with Diversity Week here on the Tainted Cupcake, and I found an appropriately named model to [...]

Arise from Your Coffin with Szandora LaVey

I’m having a hard time getting it together today. Some days life just gets in the way; some days it’s just hard to shake off the haze of dreams of sleep and get in synch with the real world. Arise my pretties and awaken into the world. Let Szandora LaVey show us all the way. [...]

Chaotica in Kitty Ears, For the Win.

Happy Hump Day lovers of the Tainted Cupcakes. Today, we revisit a subject that has proven popular with our readers, girls in kitty ears. In fact, this was one of our very first requests. Seems like several of you out there like a lady with a subtle hint of anthropomorphism. Far be it from me [...]

Punk/Goth Pinup Darenzia Tainted Cupcake of the Day

Welcome back to the work week Tainted Cupcake Lovers! Today for your enjoyment, we have a lovely triptych of the punk/goth pinup girl Darenzia courtesy of our friends at GothicSluts and RubberDollies. I’m a sucker for girls with purple mohawks, and in these pictures Darenzia is rocking the long and lustrous purple mohawk to great [...]

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