Mary Jane is back…still smokin’!

Remember the lovely Sm-Sm-Smokin’ Mary Jane?  Well, she’s back and hotter than ever and literally smoking as she lolls about on a rooftop in LA. Oh LA, to be a bird perched on your rooftops during a Blue Blood photo shoot. Her retro Bettie Page style is always a turn-on and the pale perfection of [...]

Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max in B&W

We have featured Masuimi Max before in our RIP Bettie Page spread. I seriously cannot get enough of her though. Masuimi Max is just so blazingly retro pinup hot, and the attitude she gives the camera. *Rrrrrr*. It drives me wild.  Eurasian hottie Masuimi Max is also the main spokesmodel for one of my favorite [...]

Jade Jolie Concludes our Burning Angel Week with a BANG!

We have come to the end of our Burning Angel business week. Our final installment of Burning Angel week features the heated stares of Miss Jade Jolie. I love her insolently burning glares, her retro pinup girl look, and the leopard spot tattoos down her spine. According to her profile, Jade lives in the sticks [...]

RIP My Favorite Catwoman Eartha Kitt

Today we take a sad break from posting naked chicks to mourn the passing of Eartha Kitt. She was a fantastic, sultry singer and my favorite catwoman from the old Batman TV series. Born of a mixed race rape in the Old South of a plantation owner’s son and a young black/Cherokee girl, Eartha Kitt [...]

It’s an April Flores Merry XXXmas!

Yay, I don’t know what Santa brought you, but he left me a big, busty, lady pleasuring herself with a candy cane under my tree! Oh Santa, it’s exactly what I always wanted! How did you know? Don’t worry my Tainted Cupcake Lovers; I promise to share, and there’s a lot of April Flores to [...]

A Special Birthday Delivery of Hot Redheads…is Served!

Today on the Tainted Cupcake we are celebrating a loyal reader’s birthday! It’s one of our favorite Aussies Yonderboy’s Bday, and he had a request for some sizzling, hot redheads. Sir, I can fill that order with confidence. Prepare to be dazzled by a bevy of flame-haired GothicSluts. Yonderboy, this post is for you!
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R.I.P Bettie Page and Welcome Masuimi Max

In case you haven’t heard, the original pinup babe/goddess Bettie Page died last night at 85. She had been hospitalized for three weeks due to pneumonia was stricken with a heart attack, slipped into a coma, and never regained consciousness. Over 20,000 professional and amateur photos of Bettie Page were taken over the course of [...]