Let’s Go to the Hipster Prom that is SXSW!

I’m still getting into the swing of things what with having a new baby around, so my posting will be somewhat erratic until things smooth out.  Here in Austin, TX, it’s killing me that I am missing SXSW or as we locals like to call it, the hipster prom.  Today, the music portion of the [...]

Back in the Saddle with Fairy Fantasy Fuck and Scar13

Sorry, we’ve been down and out for the last few days. Monday we had some minor server trouble, and Tuesday I had the 24 hour stomach flu. Suffice to say it was gross, and I am fully recovered now. Thank you probiotics and Topo Chico.
Today, we have more of the deliciousness that is Scar13. She’s [...]

Candy Corn Fetish Photos for the Hackman

Every day is Halloween around these parts. We celebrate all the cupcakes of the dark, so when I saw the lovely Burning Angel, Sali, rolling around in candy corns, I just knew she MUST be our featured cupcake of the day!  Today’s Tainted Cupcake is a special treat for a certain someone. One of the [...]

Chaotica in Kitty Ears, For the Win.

Happy Hump Day lovers of the Tainted Cupcakes. Today, we revisit a subject that has proven popular with our readers, girls in kitty ears. In fact, this was one of our very first requests. Seems like several of you out there like a lady with a subtle hint of anthropomorphism. Far be it from me [...]

Catholic School Girl in Thigh Highs and Glasses

You know that old saying? “Guys don’t make passes at girls in glasses?” I personally can attest that it is totally full of shit. Some guys LOVE girls in glasses, especially, when they’re dressed up in Catholic school girl attire complete with thigh highs. Yeah, hot nerd thing + combined with the goddess/whore thing = [...]

Roxy Contin helps us pack the holiday season away

I don’t know about you, but frankly, I’m heaving a big ‘ole sigh of relief that the holiday season is OVER. Finally. NO more Xmas crap I have to deal with. NO more carols and tinsel and good cheer. It has it’s place, and I’m not a total Grinch, but I always heave a sigh [...]

Plungers, glowsticks, and alternasluts: A few of my favorite things

UGH. UGH. UGH. Just when we were really getting into a groove over here, we got derailed by poorly managed server migration shenanigans. I apologize. I burned up the phone lines getting us back online in a “somewhat” timely manner. I hate it when things like this happen; in fact, it makes me feel like [...]

Cute Teenage Reindeer Package Delivery

Today we launched a new site. Please welcome Hentai Cupcake to the the Cupcake Porn family. I started things off with a hardcore, multiple tentacle demon rape bang over there, so I think I’ll take it a little easy on you guys today. Don’t worry; the weekend is coming and we ALL know I lose [...]

Nerdcore Rising in Your Pants: Naked Girls of the A/V Squad

Are you or were you an Audio/Video Squad geek in high school or college? Our friends from EroticBPM know all about the hotness of geek girl porn. From the fresh-faced looks of both Misty and Haley, technical knowledge and real-world job experience are not the only benefits of being in the A/V Squad, not with [...]

Raver Girls in Scifi B Movie Fun…

I have no idea what’s going on in today’s EroticBPM post, but it has all the elements of greatness. There’s hot tattooed girls with rayguns pushing other girls up against the wall and getting naked, bootie shorts, helmets, thigh high socks. There seems to be some kind of plot involving a suitcase and glass jars, [...]

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